No need for small talk. Let’s just get right to it!
… that I am so relieved that Lent is over. I have never done something so extreme as to give up all desserts like I did this year, so this year was particularly hard. #GimmeAllTheFroYoEverySingleNightNow
… that I have been blocking it like it’s hot on Instagram for the last few weeks. There has been a huge influx of weird old foreign men following me, and I have literally been blocking 50+ people a day. Sigh. Instagram, I love you, but I’m starting to hate you.
… that our kids are driving me bonkers this week! Ever since Monday they have been incredibly energetic (more so than usual) and they have been scheming and ganging up on B and me to sneak snacks/treats and to get into things they’re not supposed to be getting into. They have been uber mischievous… maybe it’s spring fever?
… that I was actually happy when I went to the allergist for my six week checkup and he suggested that we proceed with allergy shots. It’s going to be an absolute pain in the hiney as I will have to go to the allergist weekly for a year/bi-weekly for another year/tri-weekly for yet another year for shots (a three year process in total), but I’m praying that it can cure my allergies once and for all. #ByeFelicia
… that I was surprised when the allergist told me that my lung function has improved by 18% since I was last there due to the daily inhaler I was given for my asthma. He asked me if I had noticed a difference and I didn’t even know what to say because I haven’t. #AmISupposedTo?
… that I’m a little freaked out by getting weekly allergy shots as they will be pumping the stuff that I’m allergic to into my body each week so I will now have to have an EpiPen on my person AT ALL TIMES. If I’m having a deadly allergic reaction am I really going to be able to figure out how to use that dang thing?
… and speaking of EpiPens, why the eff are they so expensive these days?! I was given a coupon for $300 DOLLARS OFF of ONE pen. How the hell much do they even cost?!?! Because I checked, and my insurance isn't going to pay the balance! And if an EpiPen is supposed to save lives, shouldn’t it be available to anyone who needs it at an affordable price?? #LawdHaveMercy